Caroline just popped home for lunch for an hour, because she wasn't going to see me for a few days from tonight (Awwh, isn't that sweet?)

Not fancying anything too spicy, she had one of those  Reduced Fat Smoked Sausages, done in the microwave (not deep fried in batter!)

Anyway, she was checking her gmail, and one spam message came up. 'Would you like a bigger sausage?' said the subject line.

No, said C, because she's happy with the one she'd just finished munching on...